What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.