How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)