How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes