How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."