Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees