Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.