Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.