Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.