Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Nothing, she's fine
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Because their knee grows.
Because they hate shorts.
He touched the stove before it was cool...
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
