Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.