How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232