How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.