How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"