Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
I can see your Knob Simple yet effective
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Because the whole state is inbred
You put it back in the crib.
Chubby 7th grade girls!
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
He had a black eye.
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
Back up a couple of inches.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
