Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
With Don-keys.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
In widescreen.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
On the front page of reddit.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
He was always spiking the ball.
England gets off scott-free.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
