Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine