Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.