Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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I don't know I wasn't invited !

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Because nobody likes his company!

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It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Cod dam

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Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor