Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.