Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.