How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop