How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer