How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine