How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D