How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.