What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.