What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.