What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..