Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.