Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.