Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!