Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.