Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out