Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes