What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.