What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.