What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.