What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File