Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.