Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.