Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...