Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...