Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.