Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons