Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position