Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position