Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!