Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!