Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.