Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich