What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it