What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.