What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.