What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.