What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.