What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.