What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'