What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.