What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.