How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!