How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.