How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes