How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.