How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!