Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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Because freedom rings.

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Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Knock on the door.

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Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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The variables aren't necessarily related.