What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight