They are always asking for change.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
They're afraid of change.
Poop-ease
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
She was feelin' the Bern!
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
A Pillow Fight
Pillow fight.