What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.