What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight