What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.