Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.