What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.