What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.