What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!