What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.