The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
A smoothbore.
Crack it before they hack it.
A guide to aging.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A: When the other tenors notice.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Life.
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
Don't Break the Ice
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Mention feminism.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
