The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
Metal Gears
They meet up and crack each other up.
Crack-a-lacking
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Semtex.
For the Halibut
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
M: Protesting this conversation.
A diskushion.
