What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.