How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.