Your mailbox is missing!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
He waits at the next station
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
A eunucorn.
You mustard be joking!
They both look good hanging from a tree
Nail its other hand to the floor.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
