Because attachments are forbidden.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
Junk mail
Hillary got off Scott-free.
He lives on a street with no name.
A CAIR package.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Fe-mail
Outgoing mail.
In a henvelope!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Ewes sincerely.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Best viscious.
Because it was on old croc.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
That he needed to address the situation
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They're just alternate fax.
Scent.
She was always using fowl language.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Damn E-mails!
Work smarter not harder people.
With his goldfinger.
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
When there are no attachments
REPOST!"
On the Inkernet.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
The ones in the mail of course!
Because the lime was engaged.
at his P.O. Box
At the ghost office.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Anthrax.
Because the mail was always above her.
With their fish fingers.
Lamp post
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Empty Magazines.
When they are read.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Stop playing it cagey!
because they are very touching
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
They both have their trunks in the front.
HellIfIknow
Me: *names two of them*
He throws a block party.
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
