What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae... I'll see myself out

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw