What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them