What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.