What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.