What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.