Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.