Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!