Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !