What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey