What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.