What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !