What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.