What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!