What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude