Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.