Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu