Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.