Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA