Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.