Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)