Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System