Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth