Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself