Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers