Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!