What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.