What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Coles.

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Half to none of the time.

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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time