What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.