What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.