What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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