Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.