Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.