Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.