Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent