Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.