Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!