Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.