They just don't believe in labels.
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Believe in reincarnation.
Because they can't even.
Because they literally can't even.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Read the label.