Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D