Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.