Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'