Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.