Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Because they have trans-sisters.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
misogynistic.
Gladiator.
A: She wanted to tease hair
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Pear pressure.
Occupational hazard.
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Yellow Snow.
Because the label said General Foods.
Read the label.