Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'