Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels