Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D