Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D