Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
A boa constructor.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
No pressure
They both crumble under pressure
