Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"