Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Ball Bearing Jokes More Ball Bearing Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin