Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Ball Bearing Jokes More Ball Bearing Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.