What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.