What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.