What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What's gotten into you man?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

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What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.