What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.