What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*