What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.