What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.