What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.