What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.