What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.