What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.